Updates, Plus Minus

by Joseph on February 1, 2010

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Lately, in these long (too long) stretches between posts, I’ve been doing a lot of everything and not enough of anything. I’m writing, as always, but with the closing date for our new house looming closer with every day, I find myself spending far too much time on the phone hassling mortgage brokers and insurance agents. I hate doing it, but the rush I get from successfully negotiating a bank fee should be outlawed.

I’ve received some interesting mail, lately. Yesterday, I opened the mailbox to find a copy of Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, a wonderfully alive and detailed reference tome that is as pleasurable as it is useful. I picked it up for what amounted to be a nominal shipping and handling fee, and think it is the perfect addition for my steadily-growing reference collection.

That was yesterday. The mail today was even more exciting. There is a perfectly whimsical online comic called Minus, that ran from February 2006 to July 2008 when the artist, Ryan Armand, abandoned it to move on to other projects. The strip was nominated for an Eisner Award in 2007, and even in its dormancy remains one of the best web-only comics on the tubes.

Minus, the title character, is the name of a little girl who possesses nearly god-like powers that allow her to turn anything she imagines into reality. The intrigue of the comic lies in Minus’ inability to understand the significance of the worlds she creates. There are runs of several strips that follow Minus as she constructs beautifully nuanced universes, complete with their own inhabitants, governments and landscapes–only to destroy them on a whim. The strip is touching, clever, unexpected, and often beautiful.

My exciting mail day came when I found a poster-tube leaning against the inside of my door. I’d ordered a print of a particularly impressive Minus strip, and had forgotten about it until then. Inside the tube I found a full-sized reproduction, signed by the artist. It was cause for celebration, but it wasn’t anything I didn’t expect. The surprise came when from inside the reproduction fell an 8.5×11 piece of printer paper with an original drawing that Armand made just for me. The drawing was of his heroine floating away on the string of a balloon–a reference to another one of his comics I mentioned I liked. On the back of the paper was a scribbled message from the artist.

If I get anywhere near my scanner in the near future, I’ll post a scan of the original piece. Until then, happy hunting. And take a look through Armand’s other strips if you have the time. They’re worth it.

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New House, New Wife, New Book

by Joseph on April 23, 2009

So, it’s been a laughably long time since I’ve updated here, but things have been hectic. I’ve had an offer accepted on a house, have been doing a bit of freelance, and have been actively searching for something more permanent job-wise in the Fox Valley. The PAC is hiring a copywriter, which is perfectly in line with my skill set, but jobs are scarce and competition is stiff.

I’ve been working diligently on my own writing to fill the void, and I’m very near completing the second draft of Charlie. A lot has changed since Charlie was in his infancy, but the spirit of the book remains in tact. I think after I polish the last 50 pages or so I’ll be left with something crisper and cleaner that will be ready to withstand the scrutiny of the publishing world.

This is a brief post after a long lull, I know, but I’ll leave you with the following nugget:

Before William Faulker published his first novel, he was the post master of his college town. As a postmaster he was notoriously fickle, opening the office on days it suited him, closing it on days it didn’t. He acted as jazz-era spam filter. He threw out catalogues and other bulk mailings, and kept the magazines he liked to read.

When it became apparent that his days at the post office were numbered, Faulker decided to beat his bosses to the punch and submitted this–one of his finest pieces of writing in my opinion. Enjoy.

“As long as I live under the capitalistic system I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp. This, sir, is my resignation.”

William Faulker Resignation

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Crosswords

April 2, 2009

If you’ve done any poking around the site you may have noticed a semi-broken link to the “Crosswords” writing samples page. I say semi-broken because the link is functional, but it only brings you to a site that says, more or less, that crosswords are coming soon.
With my recent acquisition of Crossword Compiler, that soon [...]

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House Shopping

March 31, 2009

Very, very short post today as it’s Meghan’s day off and we have plans to look at a house.
I’ve been wary about home shopping, thinking there is no way we can afford it, but we found a darling little house in our area listed for about $60,000. To me, this seems suspiciously cheap, but the [...]

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Twitter Tweeter

March 30, 2009

I’ve started Twittering (Tweeting?), although I have to admit I’m not sure what the sense of it is. Right along with Facebook, I can’t help but feel this is an outlet that will end up working against my productivity rather than with it. I’ve seen countless articles and newscasts with flashy titles like “How Twitter [...]

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Half-Price Books

March 27, 2009

I’ve long been lamenting the sorry state of the reference section of my bookshelf. At least I would have long been lamenting it if 90% of my books weren’t stacked in totes in my garage. At any rate, there’s nothing worse than needing a quick synonym or an answer to 25-across and not having anywhere [...]

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Rives

March 25, 2009

Another short one today, as I’ve been concentrating on getting the new look up and running. Below I’ve embedded a video filmed on the final day of the 2006 TED Conference. If you arent familiar with TED, I recommend taking a look. It’s an annual conference where some of the greatest modern thinkers are invited [...]

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The Shiper Shaper

March 24, 2009

Ahh…now that’s better.
Apparently the problems I was having with Wordpress weren’t anything a fresh theme couldn’t handle. This is the Thesis theme, a premium theme offered by Chris Pearson (Cutline, Copyblogger…both clean and excellent themes that were just a bit over my head). If you ask me, this is one of the smartest themes on [...]

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The Ship Shape

March 23, 2009

Things are quietly shaping up more and more here at josephholschuh.com, and it’s about time. I’m slowly diciplining myself into keeping regular posts, and I’m slogging through CSS as well as somebody with a limited HTML background can expect to. One point of grievance: I can’t for the life of me get rid of this [...]

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A Media Revolution (24x)

March 19, 2009

An honest-to-God., straight from the ’90s, portable CD player. It’s an odd thing to see in the iGeneration, where media is infinitely easier to store and play in digital format than in something as substantial as a compact disc, but it’s there in front of me just the same.

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